Who doesn’t love laughing should not be given holiday. 😛
Mother: Dear, you are home earlier than usual today?
Child: I was the only one who could answer the teacher’s question and I was allowed to leave the class earlier. He also gave me 3 days off.
Mother: That is incredibly great! That’s mama’s child! I’m proud of you! What was the teacher’s question though?
Child: Who threw the chalk to my head?